A Recipe For Change

This delightful ensemble features the finest of cuisine from the four corners of the known world (e.g. My Kitchen). The presentation is very thoughtful and balanced as it serves as a metaphor for the struggling blue collar worker fighting against the tyranny of corporate america. The chorizo displays remarkable elegance and complexity. The addition of mayo and tapatio sauce with a hint of lime adds a velvety texture that holds the main course together. The avocado smothered tortilla calms the palate while adding a roasted finish and plays very well with the tartful animal crackers. The Capri Sun was quite syruppy, it had a great flavor composition of dried figs, molasses and hazelnuts. Verily I tell you, a heavenly deuce will be dropped in honor of this meal.

Where do giants drop duce?

So I saw this picture of a house design and immediately thought it looks like a giant toilet. This is my dream house except I would be scared a giant would drop duce right in my courtyard.

Third Meal

So I have just finished my third meal of the day.Chicken flavor or go home! I like to add Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce. Gives it that extra kick that I need at 3:00 in the afternoon. Wash it all down with a can of Bud and I will be ready to shit in 35 to 45 minutes. Then I plan on taking a nice long nap.